May 2013
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again Yep. Parents know nothing ever, and I aim to keep it that way.
May 25th
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freepizzadownload: “soulja boy you have to say something” “no. no one will ever understand” “you dont know that soulja boy” “i-im afraid” “soulja boy…..tell em.”
May 25th
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Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
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centaursheart asked: If you could ship yourself with a harry potter character, who would it be?!
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“Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don’t...”
– Robert Brault (via raspberrying)
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“I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by...”
– Stanley Kubrick (via prahkalasalives)
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geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger  You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis Crank dat Soulja Boy
May 19th
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lesbiansandthelivingdead: sheisahopelessromantic: marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at?  #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a...
May 19th
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transhumanisticpanspermia: are you fucking kidding me “if minors have access to emergency contraception, there will be more rapists because there’s less risk for the rapist” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME “BECAUSE WE GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS WE MIGHT TEMPT MEN TO VIOLATE THEM! WE CAN’T TEMPT THOSE POOR MEN INTO BECOMING RAPISTS! THESE WOMEN’S RIGHTS WILL BE HORRIBLE!” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME STEP...
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“Oh myyy” is my favorite phrase of all-time. That’s all.
May 18th
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This...
purplemariah: says it better than I probably could. http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/pretending-youre-oppressed-the-new-internet-fad-2/
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malachite-wings: carpeumbra: witcherwitch: I want to start visiting the Astral. Anyone has any tips? Meditation, death, and drugs. Don’t try it while in class. If you have clairvoyant classmates it might freak them out. Not to mention the fact that your body would be asleep in class and some teachers have really creative methods of waking students up.
May 18th
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Let me tell you...: Trigger warnings - you're... →
purplemariah: I really only made this to post about trigger warnings, and the way the otherkin community is (mis)using them. I’m not entirely approving of otherkins, transethnics, fictionkin and what have you, but I think the trigger problem is what’s getting to me the most, so I’ll stick to that and try to…
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folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED  I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
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“All mankind is of one author, and is one volume; when one man dies, one chapter...”
–  John Donne, Meditation XVII
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Da fuck Michigan?
It’s been wet and cold today, and apparently it’s supposed to snow on Sunday. Not okay.
May 10th
Are Fundamentalist Christians Trying to Create a... →
May 3rd
GOP Senator Admits Many Republicans Voted Against... →
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“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why...”
– Clive Barker  (via milktree)
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Listendisruptedoriginal: we decide it.  we decide it....
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