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If you could ship yourself with a harry potter character, who would it be?! centaursheart

Hmm, tough question. Harry Potter was born in 1980, so all the main cast is a good 7-8 years older than me, so if we’re talking present day RL, they’re all in their 30’s. But assuming I was born earlier and anywhere near England I’d definitely have my sights set on either Hermione Granger or Luna Lovegood for girls and either Fred Weasley or Dean Thomas for boys. Or just about any configuration of those four. I’ve got lots of love to give ^_^

zenpencils:

WE’RE ALL DYING by Caitlin Moran

citrusmalicious:

laminated-goodness:

bigwes:

Yandere CupcakeIngredients1 Can white frosting1 Box Red Velvet Cake MixSugar Glass:2 cups water1 cup light corn syrup3 1/2 cups white sugar1/4 teaspoon cream of tartarEdible Blood:1/2 cup light corn syrup1 tablespoon cornstarch1/4 cup water, or more as needed15 drops red food coloring3 drops blue food coloringDirectionsPrepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.Source: Tamra Hermosillo

SUGAR GLASS IS A THING? Making this.

yus, for those who didn’t know sugar glass is what they use as prop glass because it breaks really easily also it is delicious 

citrusmalicious:

laminated-goodness:

bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients

1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix


Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar


Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring



Directions
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

SUGAR GLASS IS A THING? Making this.

yus, for those who didn’t know sugar glass is what they use as prop glass because it breaks really easily also it is delicious 

Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don’t fool.

Robert Brault (via raspberrying)

(Source: creatingaquietmind)

I think the big mistake in schools is trying to teach children anything, and by using fear as the basic motivation. Fear of getting failing grades, fear of not staying with your class, etc. Interest can produce learning on a scale compared to fear as a nuclear explosion to a firecracker.

Stanley Kubrick (via prahkalasalives)

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Crank dat Soulja Boy

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

Our liberation as men is inextricably linked with the liberation and honoring of our sisters. When society stops putting masculinity on a pedestal and rediscovers the sacred feminine we shall all be free.

(Source: daryancrescendshair)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

are you fucking kidding me

“if minors have access to emergency contraception, there will be more rapists because there’s less risk for the rapist”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

“BECAUSE WE GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS WE MIGHT TEMPT MEN TO VIOLATE THEM! WE CAN’T TEMPT THOSE POOR MEN INTO BECOMING RAPISTS! THESE WOMEN’S RIGHTS WILL BE HORRIBLE!”

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

STEP BACK AND REALIZE HOW MONUMENTALLY

JUST

STUPID THAT STATEMENT IS

This is worse than that time when conservatives started linking abortion with ethnic cleansing.

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.
My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.  I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.  I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.
And that… That was just the last straw.  I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.
This is no life.

This awful. Nothing enrages me more than when parents reject their queer children. All we ever wanted was to be loved the same as anybody else.

lexuswillow:

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

This awful. Nothing enrages me more than when parents reject their queer children. All we ever wanted was to be loved the same as anybody else.

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