My male Mii
My main Tomodachi Life Mii.
Just took an mberry tab and now I’m tasting stuff and watching Steam Train play Five Nights at Freddy’s. This is a good night.
Strawberries taste like the most sugared strawberry shortcake strawberries you’ve ever had.
Green grapes taste really sweet. Not quite syrupy, but like a sweetened juice, none of the usual bite.
Raspberries have almost like a gummy candy flavor to them.
Oranges taste like some kind of crazy space fruit. My mind can not even comprehend the level of sweetness.
Green apple tastes like apple candy, or maybe some extra sweet apple juice. My pitbull really wants my apple. He’s so damn cute that it’s hard to resist, but he’s naughty and does not deserve snacks right now. Plus he got to eat like a third of my potato.
Guinness Extra Stout tastes kind of like a dark chocolate. It’s still got the bitterness, so the taste is more apparent on the swig or chug than the sip.
Salt & Vinegar Pringles taste mostly like Pringles, but in a way I can’t explain. I probably should have gotten better crisps. Sour cream and onion tastes sweet, like cream, but it’s still got the onion, so it’s got a bit of bitter.It’s interesting.
Kiwi are delightfully sweet. Sort of a general sugared flavor again, but it still feels tangy because of the level of acid.
Diet coke tastes a lot more sweet as well. Just very sweet. Kinda syrupy.
The whole experience was very interesting. I have definitely enjoyed my evening.
So apparently a lot of serial transmisogynists are slandering Laverne Cox for supporting Synthia China Blast, an incarcerated trans woman who has been working with the Sylvia Rivera Law Project on initiatives to end prison rape. Given that the people who have been spreading…
Unpopular Opinion: Quodpot is really a better sport than Quidditch. That damn snitch ruins the game.
i tried to take a picture damnit
annnnnd you are fucking adorableAWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y
It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE
Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord
is this tinkerbell?
I….I want to draw her
—Marie Antoinette (2006)
Just so everyone is clear, the handsome Black man tutoring Marie Antoinette is Joseph Boulogne, classical musician extraordinaire whose work influenced Mozart’s. This has been your Western music history tidbit of the day. Adieu!
*just leaves this here*
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.